Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead
Once there was a wicked witch
In the lovely land of USA
And a wickeder, wickeder,
Wickeder witch that never, ever was
She filled the folks in America Land
With terror and with dread
Till one fine day from Kansas
A house fell on her head
And the coroner pronounced her: DEAD
And through the town the joyous news went running
The joyous news that the wicked old witch
Was finally done in
Ding-Dong! The witch is dead!
meanwhile . . .