Today’s Headlines from Yahoo!
NSA shooting: 1 dead after 2 men dressed as women tried to crash gate outside Fort Meade.
What’s it all about? Transvestite terrorists? Transvestites dressed as terrorists? Terrorists dressed as transvestites?
Does wearing American flag incite violence? Supreme Court lets stand ruling
The court Monday declined to hear a First Amendment case, letting stand a ruling that a school can censor students’ free speech rights if the expression could incite other students.
And the answer boys and girls, is yes indeed if you’re an American wearing the American flag at a Cinco de Mayo event in America.
Michelle Obama declares ‘Black Girls Rock!’
Nekesa Mumbi Moody, Ap Entertainment Writer
Updated 12:18 am, Monday, March 30, 2015
You don’t
Pennsylvania girl, 4, rides bus alone in search of slushie, shocks passengers
(Reuters) – A 4-year-old Pennsylvania girl surprised a driver and passengers when she boarded a public bus alone in the middle of the night on a quest for a sugary slushy, transportation officials said on Sunday.
Question: Who’s minding the kids? Answer: Nobody.
U.S. Supreme Court rejects Obamacare ‘death panel’ challenge
By Lawrence Hurley 2 hours ago
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday declined to hear a new challenge to President Barack Obama’s healthcare law that took aim at a bureaucratic board labeled by some Republicans as a “death panel” because it was designed to cut Medicare costs.
Interpretation: Old white people need to go away and die now.
Expert Says: “Look who’s going bankrupt next in America”
You are!!! You need to be told this?
Despite deforestation, the world is getting greener – scientists
BANGKOK (Thomson Reuters Foundation) – The world’s vegetation has expanded, adding nearly 4 billion tonnes of carbon to plants above ground in the decade since 2003, thanks to tree-planting in China, forest regrowth in former Soviet states and more lush savannas due to higher rainfall.
Guess the climate warming propaganda push has finally cooled off! Must be time to come up with a rationalization.
I Got My Tubes Tied At 28 Because I Don’t Want Kids
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I don’t want to worry about diaper rash and “tummy time” and I don’t want to know what colic is.
Poster child for post everything era won’t have kids, says she can’t afford them and her college tuition debt.
Putin letter to Arab summit triggers strong Saudi attack
Putin wrote a letter? Nuke him.
Expert Says: “Look who’s going bankrupt next in America”
Same headline, different take. This time it’s Lehman, GM. Heh wait, they’re already broke. Ex-Cabinet (the guys and gals who advise the President) tells Americans get out of the dollar if you can’t get out of the country.
Exploding Head Syndrome: The Weird Sleep Phenomenon That’s Way More Common Than You Thought
Yeah, whatever.
Ted Cruz’s Palestine debacle: Let’s outsource American peace policy to Israel!
GOP presidential candidate pledges to blindly follow Netanyahu government’s policies
In a nutshell, next possible prez suggests a don’t ask, don’t tell policy for US to OK genocide of Palestinians.
Taylor Swift and Justin Timberlake Adorably Freak Out Together at the iHeartRadio Awards
That is like so totally cool!
How a trader just made $2.4 million in half an hour
. . .while you made $10.
Brangelina Again
Celeb Couples You Didn’t Know Were in Open Relationships
Or care.
Hacker Group Anonymous Threatens Israel With ‘Electronic Holocaust’
News Flash! Jews Whining!
The masked figure from Anonymous delivers a statement warning of an “Electronic Holocaust” against Israel.
Israel with an “electronic Holocaust” on April 7, in a massive cyber attack planned to fall just over a week before Holocaust Remembrance Day on April 16, known in Israel as Yom HaShoah. Cyber activist group Anonymous has released an internet video which threatens
Your daily reminder of The Big Shoah with imaginary attack by imaginary figure, Anonymous.
Send money to Israel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oy veh! Have a nice day!
